Here's 'Roid
Tuesday, 27 July 2010 08:20 | 
Written by Viv | 
And here we have 'Roid ~ full name Steroid Squirrel of Kosi Moon in Kosi Bay ~ Horatio's nemesis, the beefcake kicking sand in the faces of the 90lb weaklings on the beach, the pumped-up poser who has the girls all a-flutter, the playground bully.
We suspect 'Roid is the daddy of Sweetie and her brother, Emma's babies, although that's impossible to determine without extensive effort and much poking and prodding of all concerned so we'll leave that mystery unsolved...
'Roid is undoubtably a fine specimen of squirrelhood ~ handsome and healthy, he dominates the feeding areas, and only once he's had his fill of whatever treats are to be found does he streak off to attend to other squirrely obligations and leave the field open for the rest of the gang.